When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves ... and begin to sing: "What A Friend We Have in Jesus". Then we all go to the Bahamas.These are compliments of the 'Shy One'Two Blondes With Hammers...Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end& I throw them away.'Judy got completely upset & yelled,'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!They're for the other side of the house!'Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'You might have to think twice about this one.A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger. It was on Monday. He did it from behind... “doggie style,” he called it. He can get really deep inside me like that, and he pounded me so hard that it hurt. He was pressing way, way up inside me ... and just as I started crying from the pain, he reached around me and began rubbing my clit with almost savage strength. I’ve never felt anything like it. The orgasm seemed to explode from within me, and I screamed with genuine pain as I felt him push once again too far up inside. There was so much pleasure and pain going on simultaneously! I came so hard that I even had a cramp in one of my big toes! But ... once again, he seemed genuinely contrite about it, and he gathered me into his arms, against his nakedness, and rocked me comfortingly while I sobbed. I asked him if I’d done something wrong ... something to displease him ... but he shushed me and told me that everything was going to be okay. It took a long time for me to figure it out. The next day was Tuesday. It was the day Donny.
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